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| 07:48 | update check-in: 376eaeaf04 user: lexi tags: trunk | |
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| 11:36 | overhaul drugbot check-in: 7cdf7c1a3d user: lexi tags: trunk | |
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| 21:02 | fix likelihood check-in: 574e682167 user: velartrill tags: trunk | |
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Modified drug.ml from [b5c9249601] to [c18b15fcb7].
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let range min max = (Random.int (max-min)) + min let chance n = range 0 n = 0 let pick (r: 'a array) : 'a = r.(range 0 (Array.length r));; let prefixes = [| "crack"; "crystal"; "powdered"; "raw"; "pure"; "liquid"; "street"; "super"; "electric"; "diced"; "homemade"; "traditional"; "old-school"; "purified"; "high-caliber"; "high-octane"; "old-fashioned"; "good old"; "honest-to-god"; "weapons-grade"; "soviet"; "american"; "canadian"; "british"; "russian"; "synthetic"; "french"; "cyber"; |] let word () = (if chance 3 then (pick prefixes) ^ " " else "") ^ (if chance 5 then "" else pick initials) ^ (pick nuclei) ^ (pick finals) let greets = [| "hey"; "whassup"; "what's up"; "what up"; "yo"; "hey there"; "what's shakin'" |] let names = [| "dude"; "bro"; "man"; "babe"; "sweetheart"; "honey"; "baby"; "hottie"; "girl"; |] let questions = [| "wanna"; "want to"; "shall we"; "how about we"; |] let exhorts = [| "we oughta"; "you oughta"; "we ought to"; "you ought to"; "we should"; "you should"; "let's"; |] type component = Invariant of string | Numbered of string * string | Poss type state = Plain of string | Compound of component list let states = [| Plain "high"; Compound[Invariant "out of"; Poss; Numbered("mind","minds")]; Compound[Invariant "outta"; Poss; Numbered("mind","minds")]; Plain "fucked up"; Plain "wrecked"; Plain "hammered"; Plain "buzzed"; Plain "tweaked"; Plain "whacked"; Plain "whacked out"; Plain "smacked"; Plain "smacked out"; Plain "tipsy"; Plain "snazzy"; Plain "spooky"; Plain "crazy"; Plain "messed up"; Plain "far out"; Plain "horny"; Plain "psycho"; Plain "loony"; Plain "wacky"; Plain "silly"; Plain "creepy"; Plain "frazzled"; Plain "dazzling"; Plain "wired"; Plain "peppy"; Plain "hoovered"; Plain "turnt"; Plain "turnt up"; Plain "tits-up"; Plain "toasted"; Plain "roasted"; Plain "cooked"; Plain "baked"; Plain "basted"; Plain "flunked"; Plain "flunked out"; Plain "crazed"; Plain "stewed"; Plain "framed for war crimes"; Plain "ruined"; Plain "totally ruined"; Plain "whacked out"; Plain "creeped out"; Plain "spunky"; Plain "spiffy"; Plain "nifty"; Plain "wicked"; Plain "slutty"; Plain "jazzed"; Plain "jazzy"; Plain "fried"; Plain "hecked"; Plain "hecked up"; Plain "hecked out"; Plain "screwed"; Plain "screwed up"; Plain "ousted"; Plain "thrown out of the mall"; Plain "cyber"; Plain "totally online"; Plain "cybered"; Plain "downloaded"; |] let roas = [| "on"; "shooting up"; "using"; "mainlining"; "snorting"; "vaping"; "smoking"; "cybering"; "sucking down"; "gargling"; "doing"; "trying"; "guzzling"; "popping"; "downing"; "chewing"; "crunching"; "sniffing"; "zapping"; "downloading"; "dropping"; "cooking up"; "freebasing"|] let vroas = [| "shoot up"; "mainline"; "snort"; "vape"; "smoke"; "freebase"; "suck down"; "gargle"; "do"; "try"; "guzzle"; "pop"; "down"; "chew"; "crunch"; "sniff"; "zap"; "download"; "drop"; "cyber"; "cook up"; |] module Pronoun = struct type t = { nom : string; obl : string; gen : string; refl : string; cop : string; brevcop : string; pl : bool; } let you = {nom = "you"; obl = "you"; gen = "your"; refl = "yourself"; ................................................................................ end let cop p = Pronoun.(if chance 4 then p.nom ^ " " ^ p.cop else p.nom^p.brevcop) let makestate p s = let eval c = match c with | Invariant i -> i | Numbered(sg,pl) -> if p.Pronoun.pl then pl else sg | Poss -> p.Pronoun.gen in match s with | Plain t -> t | Compound l -> List.fold_left (fun a t -> if a = "" then a^(eval t) else a^" "^(eval t)) "" l let gethigh p = (cop p) ^ (pick [|" getting "; " gonna get "; " "|]) ^ (pick [|"";"so "|]) ^ (makestate p (pick states)) ^ " on " ^ (word ());; let cantwait p = p.Pronoun.nom ^ " can't wait to get " ^ (makestate p (pick states)) ^ " on " ^ (word ());; let affecting p = if chance 2 then (pick [| "it's got"; "it's getting"; "it got"; "it has"; "it's making"; "it's gonna get"; "it's gonna make" |]) ^ " " ^ p.Pronoun.obl else Pronoun.(pick [| p.nom ^ " got"; (cop p) ^ " getting"; (cop p) ^ " gonna get"; (cop p); |]);; let gotso p = (affecting p) ^ (pick [|" ";" so "|]) ^ (makestate p (pick states));; let ison p = (cop p) ^ " " ^ (pick roas) ^ " " ^ (pick [|"so much ";"too much ";"way too much ";"a lotta ";"a lot of "; "a ton of "; "a whole lotta "; "a whole lot of ";"";""|]) ^ (word ());; let isonand p = (ison p) ^ " and " ^ (gotso p) let offer p name (* haaaack *) = (pick greets) ^ " " ^ name ^ (pick [|"! "; ", "; ". "; " - ";|]) ^ if chance 2 then (pick questions) ^ (pick [|" go "; " "|]) ^ (pick vroas) ^ (pick [|" some "; " "|]) ^ (word ()) ^ (if chance 2 then " and get " ^ (makestate p (pick states)) else "") ^ "?" else |
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let range min max = (Random.int (max-min)) + min let chance n = range 0 n = 0 let pick (r: 'a array) : 'a = r.(range 0 (Array.length r));; let prefixes = [| "crack"; "crystal"; "powdered"; "raw"; "pure"; "liquid"; "street"; "super"; "electric"; "diced"; "homemade"; "traditional"; "old-school"; "purified"; "high-caliber"; "high-octane"; "old-fashioned"; "good old"; "honest-to-god"; "weapons-grade"; "soviet"; "american"; "canadian"; "british"; "russian"; "synthetic"; "french"; "cyber"; "dank"; "dinky"; "dismal"; "fire"; "wild"; "wacky"; "snazzy"; "sleazy"; "skanky"; "sexy"; "screwy"; "funky"; "queer"; "kinky"; "fascist"; "nazi"; |] let word () = (if chance 3 then (pick prefixes) ^ " " else "") ^ (if chance 5 then "" else pick initials) ^ (pick nuclei) ^ (pick finals) let greets = [| "hey"; "whassup"; "what's up"; "what up"; "yo"; "hey there"; "what's shakin'" |] let names = [| "dude"; "bro"; "man"; "babe"; "sweetheart"; "honey"; "baby"; "hottie"; "girl"; |] let questions = [| "wanna"; "want to"; "shall we"; "how about we"; |] let exhorts = [| "we oughta"; "you oughta"; "we ought to"; "you ought to"; "we should"; "you should"; "let's"; |] type component = Invariant of string | Numbered of string * string | Poss |Obl | Nom | Refl type state = Plain of string | Compound of component list let states = [| Plain "high"; Compound[Invariant "out of"; Poss; Numbered("mind","minds")]; Compound[Invariant "outta"; Poss; Numbered("mind","minds")]; Compound[Invariant "put out of"; Poss; Invariant "misery"]; Compound[Invariant "put outta"; Poss; Invariant "misery"]; Compound[Invariant "an APB on"; Poss; Numbered("ass","asses")]; Compound[Invariant "a cop on"; Poss; Invariant "tail"]; Plain "fucked"; Plain "bailed out"; Plain "fucked up"; Plain "slobbered"; Plain "fucked off"; Plain "slobbered out"; Plain "fucked out"; Plain "honked"; Plain "fucked away"; Plain "honked out"; Plain "wrecked"; Plain "honked off"; Plain "hammered"; Plain "honked away"; Plain "buzzed"; Plain "tweeted"; Plain "tweaked"; Plain "tweeted at"; Plain "whacked"; Plain "subtweeted"; Plain "whacked out"; Plain "slagged"; Plain "whacked off"; Plain "razzed"; Plain "smacked"; Plain "thrashed"; Plain "smacked out"; Plain "flogged"; Plain "tipsy"; Plain "jacked"; Plain "snazzy"; Plain "jacked up"; Plain "spooky"; Plain "jacked off"; Plain "crazy"; Plain "exiled"; Plain "messed up"; Plain "sentenced to death"; Plain "far out"; Plain "jailed"; Plain "horny"; Plain "orbital"; Plain "psycho"; Plain "radical"; Plain "loony"; Plain "dialectical"; Plain "wacky"; Plain "shagged"; Plain "silly"; Plain "snubbed"; Plain "creepy"; Plain "glued"; Plain "frazzled"; Plain "glued off"; Plain "dazzling"; Plain "glued out"; Plain "wired"; Plain "sneezy"; Plain "peppy"; Plain "grumpy"; Plain "hoovered"; Plain "wild"; Plain "turnt"; Plain "outta this world"; Plain "turnt up"; Plain "out of this world"; Plain "tits-up"; Plain "junked"; Plain "toasted"; Plain "trashed"; Plain "roasted"; Plain "recycled"; Plain "cooked"; Plain "fragged"; Plain "baked"; Plain "dematerialized"; Plain "basted"; Plain "degenerate"; Plain "flunked"; Plain "biblical"; Plain "flunked out"; Plain "mystical"; Plain "crazed"; Plain "mythical"; Plain "stewed"; Plain "twisted"; Plain "framed for war crimes"; Plain "stabbed"; Plain "ruined"; Plain "stapled"; Plain "totally ruined"; Plain "cucked"; Plain "whacked out"; Plain "cucked up"; Plain "creeped out"; Plain "cucked out"; Plain "spunky"; Plain "cucked off"; Plain "spiffy"; Plain "bamboozled"; Plain "nifty"; Plain "baffled"; Plain "wicked"; Plain "baffled"; Plain "slutty"; Plain "logged on"; Plain "jazzed"; Plain "logged off"; Plain "jazzy"; Plain "hauled"; Plain "fried"; Plain "hauled away"; Plain "hecked"; Plain "hauled off"; Plain "hecked up"; Plain "rehabilitated"; Plain "hecked out"; Plain "disappeared"; Plain "screwed"; Plain "counterrevolutionary"; Plain "screwed up"; Plain "gulagged"; Plain "ousted"; Plain "grinched"; Plain "thrown out of the mall"; Plain "redacted"; Plain "cyber"; Plain "razed"; Plain "totally online"; Plain "sludged"; Plain "cybered"; Plain "clawed up"; Plain "downloaded"; Plain "clawed off"; Plain "slurped out"; Plain "dragged"; Plain "sucked off"; Plain "dragged away"; Plain "sporked"; Plain "dragged away screaming"; Plain "sporked up"; Plain "kidnapped"; Plain "sleazy"; Plain "hazed"; Plain "sleazed up"; Plain "glazed"; Plain "sleazed up"; Plain "shot"; Plain "sledged"; Plain "shot at"; Plain "sledged out"; Plain "spherical"; Plain "sledged up"; Plain "authoritarian"; Plain "sickled"; Plain "totalitarian"; Plain "hammered and sickled"; Plain "fascist"; Plain "strung out"; Plain "nationalized"; Plain "strung up"; Plain "flayed"; Plain "strung along"; Plain "thumped"; Plain "blown"; Plain "thumped off"; Plain "blown up"; Plain "humped"; Plain "blown out"; Plain "messy"; Plain "blown away"; Plain "conical"; Plain "blazed"; Plain "chunked"; Plain "dredged"; Plain "chunky"; Plain "dredged up"; Plain "hucked"; Plain "bailed"; Plain "zucked"; Plain "zucked up"; Plain "zucked off"; Plain "zucked out"; Plain "benched"; Plain "drafted"; Plain "conscripted"; Plain "killed"; Plain "killed"; Plain "hanged"; Plain "hung"; Plain "hung out to dry"; Plain "janky"; Plain "hacked"; Plain "hacked into"; Plain "hacked off"; Plain "hacked out"; Plain "judged"; Plain "found guilty"; Plain "empaneled"; Plain "impaled"; Plain "acquitted"; Plain "shucked"; Plain "banksy"; Plain "persecuted"; Plain "desegregated"; Plain "hauled"; Plain "hauled into court"; Plain "trumped up"; Plain "gendered"; Plain "ghouled"; Plain "slugged"; Plain "slagged"; Plain "frayed"; Plain "stupid"; Plain "girly"; Plain "manly"; Plain "comical"; Plain "satirical"; Plain "mocked"; Plain "funny"; Plain "arrested"; Plain "molested"; Plain "assaulted"; Plain "convicted"; Plain "traumatized"; Plain "ravished"; Plain "violated"; Plain "sexy"; Plain "beaten"; Plain "used"; Plain "bruised"; Plain "battered"; Plain "bloody"; Plain "abused"; Plain "neglected"; Plain "gaslit"; Plain "lied to"; Plain "deceived"; Plain "fooled"; Plain "foolish"; Plain "dense"; Plain "arboreal"; Plain "chucked"; Plain "got"; Plain "done"; Plain "had"; Plain "duped"; Plain "dropped"; Plain "drunk"; Plain "busted"; Plain "buxom"; Plain "bothered"; Plain "hot"; Plain "cold"; Plain "joshed"; Plain "surrounded"; Plain "sharp"; Plain "spun"; Plain "spun up"; Plain "spun out"; Plain "spun along"; Plain "dragged along"; Plain "long"; Plain "weird"; Plain "corporate"; Plain "enterprise"; Plain "electronic"; Plain "electric"; Plain "tortured"; Plain "shivved"; Plain "shanked"; Plain "skanky"; Plain "skanked"; Plain "skanked up"; Plain "skanked out"; Plain "skanked off"; Plain "skanked away"; Plain "whored"; Plain "whored out"; Plain "whored off"; Plain "sold"; Plain "sold off"; Plain "sold out"; Plain "spanked"; Plain "slapped"; Plain "stunk"; Plain "stinky"; Plain "stung"; Plain "stabled"; Plain "stuck"; Plain "topped"; Plain "bottomed"; Plain "trawled"; Plain "trawled for"; Plain "wanked"; Plain "wanked out"; Plain "strapped"; Plain "butchered"; Plain "invaded"; Plain "liberated"; Plain "greeted as liberators"; Plain "defiled"; Plain "desecrated"; Plain "lost"; Plain "scolded"; Plain "slabbed"; Plain "snagged"; Plain "flabby"; Plain "fracked"; Plain "wobbled"; Plain "mobbed"; Plain "floppy"; Plain "slinky"; Plain "sloppy"; Plain "snooty"; Plain "twee"; Plain "rich"; Plain "poor"; Plain "addicted"; Plain "hooked"; Plain "clammed up"; Plain "quiet"; Plain "chafed"; Plain "chewed up"; Plain "chewed out"; Plain "green"; Plain "purple"; Plain "pink"; Plain "white"; Plain "douched"; Plain "douchey"; Plain "douched out"; Plain "douched up"; Plain "douched off"; Plain "dank"; Plain "humped up"; Plain "humped off"; Plain "funky"; Plain "funked"; Plain "funked up"; Plain "funked off"; Plain "funked out"; Plain "sad"; Plain "depressed"; Plain "dehumanized"; Plain "demeaned"; Plain "dropped out"; Plain "queer"; Plain "gay"; Plain "kinky"; Plain "cranked"; Plain "cranked out"; Plain "cranked up"; Plain "cranked off"; Plain "cranked away"; Plain "kicked"; Plain "booted"; Plain "kinked"; Plain "sucked off"; Plain "boggled"; Plain "branded"; Plain "rebranded"; Plain "compliant"; Plain "obedient"; Plain "scammed"; Plain "legal"; Plain "outlawed"; Plain "banned"; Plain "banished"; Plain "baled"; Plain "blooded"; Plain "blasted"; Plain "blasted out"; Plain "blasted off"; Plain "blasted up"; Plain "blasted down"; Plain "slammed"; Plain "slammed down"; Plain "memed"; Plain "memetic"; Plain "elected"; Plain "bought out"; Plain "bought up"; Plain "bought"; Plain "bagged"; Plain "bugged"; Plain "blurry"; Plain "blurred"; Plain "blobbed"; Plain "cubed"; Plain "orbed"; Plain "squared"; Plain "[REDACTED]"; Plain "wrangled"; Plain "wrassled"; Plain "glib"; Plain "maudlin"; Plain "schooled"; |] let roas = [| "on"; "shooting up"; "using"; "mainlining"; "snorting"; "vaping"; "smoking"; "cybering"; "sucking down"; "gargling"; "doing"; "trying"; "slurping"; "guzzling"; "popping"; "downing"; "chewing"; "pooping"; "shitting"; "pissing"; "crunching"; "sniffing"; "zapping"; "downloading"; "dropping"; "cooking up"; "freebasing"; "hooting"; "tooting"; "blasting"; "blazing"; "tweeting"; "honking"; "plugging"; "plugging in"; "hooking up"; "turning on"; "boofing"; "whacking"; "choking"; "ravishing"; "looting"; "slaughtering"; "drinking"; "eating"; "slugging"; "ghouling" |] let vroas = [| "shoot up"; "mainline"; "snort"; "vape"; "smoke"; "slurp"; "suck down"; "gargle"; "do"; "try"; "guzzle"; "pop"; "down"; "chew"; "crunch"; "poop"; "shit"; "piss"; "blast"; "blaze"; "sniff"; "zap"; "download"; "drop"; "cyber"; "cook up"; "toot"; "hoot"; "plug"; "plug in"; "hook up"; "turn on"; "boof"; "whack"; "choke"; "drink"; "eat"; "slug"; "ghoul"; "freebase"; "ravish"; "loot"; "slaughter";|] module Pronoun = struct type t = { nom : string; obl : string; gen : string; refl : string; cop : string; brevcop : string; pl : bool; } let you = {nom = "you"; obl = "you"; gen = "your"; refl = "yourself"; ................................................................................ end let cop p = Pronoun.(if chance 4 then p.nom ^ " " ^ p.cop else p.nom^p.brevcop) let makestate p s = let eval c = match c with | Invariant i -> i | Numbered(sg,pl) -> if p.Pronoun.pl then pl else sg | Poss -> p.Pronoun.gen | Nom -> p.Pronoun.nom | Obl -> p.Pronoun.obl | Refl -> p.Pronoun.refl in match s with | Plain t -> t | Compound l -> List.fold_left (fun a t -> if a = "" then a^(eval t) else a^" "^(eval t)) "" l let gethigh p = let pickstate () = (makestate p (pick states)) ^ (if chance 3 then " and " ^ (makestate p (pick states)) else "") in (cop p) ^ (pick [|" getting "; " gonna get "; " "|]) ^ (pick[| ""; p.Pronoun.refl ^ " " |]) ^ (pick [|"";"so "; "all "; "way "; "super "; "totally "|]) ^ (pickstate ()) ^ " on " ^ (word ());; let cantwait p = p.Pronoun.nom ^ " can't wait to get " ^ (pick[| ""; p.Pronoun.refl ^ " " |]) ^ (makestate p (pick states)) ^ " on " ^ (word ());; let affecting p = if chance 2 then (pick [| "it's got"; "it's getting"; "it got"; "it has"; "it's making"; "it's gonna get"; "it's gonna make" |]) ^ " " ^ p.Pronoun.obl else Pronoun.(pick [| p.nom ^ " got"; (cop p) ^ " getting"; (cop p) ^ " gonna get"; (cop p); |]);; let gotso p = (affecting p) ^ (pick [|" ";" so "|]) ^ (makestate p (pick states));; let ison p = (cop p) ^ " " ^ (pick roas) ^ " " ^ (pick [|"so much ";"too much ";"way too much ";"a lotta ";"a lot of "; "a ton of "; "a whole lotta "; "a whole lot of ";"some ";"a little ";"some of this ";"some of that ";"a bit of ";"my ";"your ";"this ";"that ";"that there ";"all this ";"some of her ";"some of his ";"some of our ";"all this ";"all of this ";"her ";"his ";"our ";"";"";""|]) ^ (word ());; let isonand p = (ison p) ^ " and " ^ (gotso p) let offer p name (* haaaack *) = (pick greets) ^ " " ^ name ^ (pick [|"! "; ", "; ". "; " - ";|]) ^ if chance 2 then (pick questions) ^ (pick [|" go "; " "|]) ^ (pick vroas) ^ (pick [|" some "; " "|]) ^ (word ()) ^ (if chance 2 then " and get " ^ (makestate p (pick states)) else "") ^ "?" else |