(include "lib/lisp-macro.scm")
(include "lib/bot.scm")
(import (chicken process-context))
(rule (base-ideology)
("liberalism") ("socialism") ("capitalism")
("anarchism") ("marxism") ("marxism-leninism")
("nazism") ("feminism") ("stalinism")
("democracy") ("stirnerism") ("harm reduction")
("egoism") ("objectivism") ("monarchism")
("tribadism") ("eugenics") ("fascism")
("juche") ("nationalism") ("human extinctionism")
("demonology") ("linguistics") ("voluntary human extinction")
("onanism") ("anthropology") ("authoritarianism")
("totalitarianism") ("social justice") ("identity politics")
("idpol") ("terrorism") ("islamism")
("hedonism") ("libertinism") ("computer science")
("transhumanism") ("posthumanism") ("humanism")
("humanitarianism")
("libertarianism"); ("static typing") ("dynamic typing")
("neoliberalism"))
(rule (ideology-prefix)
("neo-") ("social ") ("democratic ")
("paleo-") ("retro-") ("anarcho-")
("femino-") ("neo") ("anti-")
("sado-") ("eroto-") ("strangulo-")
("theo-") ("ultra-") ("arachno-")
("anti") ("post-") ("post")
("ethno-") ("marxism-") ("left-")
("alt-") ("right-") ("space ") ("gay ")
("quantum "))
(rule (ideology)
((base-ideology))
((adjective) " " (ideology))
((ideology-prefix) (base-ideology)))
(rule (problem)
("poverty") ("hunger") ("hatred")
("racism") ("mortality") ("misogyny")
("drug use") ("alcoholism") ("homophobia")
("addiction") ("exploitation") ("drug prohibition")
("nazism") ("class conflict") ("harm reduction")
("biphobia") ("lesbianism") ("the opioid crisis")
("Russia") ("masturbation") ("nuclear war")
("oppression") ("immigration") ("totalitarianism")
("depression") ("mental illness") ("war") ("vore")
("disease") ("the bourgeoisie")
("crime") ("activism") ("Noam Chomsky")
("wealth") ("eugenics") ("bigotry")
("genocide") ("bitcoin") ("ethnic cleansing")
("vaccination") ("autism") ("the alt-right")
("authoritarianism") ("freedom of speech")
("tooth decay") ("neurodivergence")
("abortion") ("healthcare") ("the war")
("islamophobia") ("sexting") ; ("static typing") ("dynamic typing")
("apotheosis") ("theodicy") ("the problem of evil")
("heterophobia") ("heterosexuality") ("Crooked Hillary"))
(rule (adjective)
("racist") ("homophobic") ("misogynist")
("bigoted") ("anti-" (thing)) ("evil")
("insane") ("impossible") ("contradictory")
("illogical") ("revolutionary") ("self-contradictory")
("white") ("communist") ("socialist")
("marxist") ("stalinist") ("lesbian")
("untested") ("neurotypical") ("anarchist")
("religious") ("bourgeois") ("proletarian")
("classist") ("monarchist") ("fascist")
("postfurry") ("eugenicist") ("alt-right")
("furry") ("problematic") ("totalitarian")
("unlikely") ("compromised") ("authoritarian")
("useless") ("useful") ("neurodivergent")
("desirable") ("undesirable") ("dialectic")
("undefined") ("undialectical") ("imperialist")
("good") ("bad") ("colonialist")
("acausal") ("black") ;("statically-typed")
("emergent") ("libertarian") ("unreconstructed")
("teenage") ("Lacanian") ("intersectional")
("horny") ("thirsty") ("necessary")
("forbidden") ("electronic"))
(rule (action)
("live") ("die") ("breathe") ("hope") ("speak freely")
("survive" (problem)) ("kill " (group)) ("destroy " (thingss))
("use " (thingss)) ("steal " (things)) ("murder " (group))
("create " (thingss)) ("build " (thingss)) ("make " (things))
("labor") ("work") ("exploit " (group)) ("produce " (things))
("undermine " (thing)) ("overthrow " (group)) ("be free of "(thingss))
("have " (one-of "money" "bodies" "homes" "food" (thingss)))
("exploit " (group) " for cheap labor") ("perform sorcery")
("perform augury") ("see the future") ("prophesy")
("enchant " (things)) ("perform wizardry") ("engage in witchcraft")
("have sex") ("fuck" (: ((group)))) ("own " (thingss))
("declare war") ("deprive " (group) " of " (necessity)))
(rule (trait)
("power") ("influence") ("wealth") ("solidarity")
("hope") ("conviction") ("autonomy") ("freedom")
("liberty") ("faith") ("humanity") ("sapience"))
(rule (necessity)
("sex") ("water") ("food") ("money")
("wealth") ("income") ("welfare") ("tea")
("therapy") ("pain relief") ("medical care")
("medicine") ("reproduction") ("hope") ("faith")
("love") ("pain") ("love") ("oxygen") ("nutrition"))
(rule (thing)
((problem)) ((necessity)) ("Russia") ("Mars")
("activism")
((thing) " activism") ("anti-" (thing) " activism")
((adjective) " activism") ("bitcoin") ("humanity")
("vaccination") ("autism") ("medical care")
((adjective) " power") ((adjective) " policy")
((adjective) " politics")
("transit") ("public transit") ("public transportation")
("meth") ("heroin") ("dialectics") ("the dialectic")
("the Discourse") ("medical care") ("psychiatry")
("influenza") ("alien life") ("mind control")
("terrorism") ("identity") ("healthcare")
("literature") ("grass") ("catnip") ("virginity")
("television") ("romance") ("finance")
("opium") ("law") ("dating") ("online dating") ("friendship")
("the Resistance"))
(rule (things)
("pandas") ("lasers") ("toasters")
("kulaks") ("opiates") ("painkillers")
("teacups") ("umbrellas") ((thing) " rights")
((adjective) " rights") (group)
("humans") ("vaccines")
("doctors") ("drugs") ("hospitals") ("UFOs") ("aliens")
("flowers") ("pumpkins") ("guns") ("babies")
("friends") ("bitcoins")
)
(rule (thingss)
((thing)) ((things)))
(rule (group)
("gays") ("whites") ("African-Americans")
("the poor") ("the rich") ("Jewish people")
("natives") ("otherkin") ("psychics")
("furries") ("immigrants") ("trans people")
("men") ("women") ("the bourgeoisie")
("boys") ("girls") ("the proletariat")
("activists") ("stirnerites") ("proletarians")
("extremists") ((thing) " extremists") ((thing) " activists")
("addicts") ("junkies") ("tweakers")
("potheads") ("acid heads") ("meth addicts")
("doctors") ("gamers") ("marijuana users")
("dentists") ("fascists") ("marijuana addicts")
("nazis") ("wizards") ("heroin addicts")
("hackers") ("LSD addicts") ("disabled people")
("criminals") ("teenagers") ("the differently-abled")
("teens") ("cissexuals") ("the working class")
("lizards") ("bureaucrats") ("politicians")
("catholics") ("methodists") ("mormons")
("kulaks") ("slaves") ("human trafficking vitims")
("victims") ("crime victims") ("victims of " (problem))
("losers") ("thieves") ("queer people")
("queers") ("senators") ("presidents")
("queens") ("kings") ("emperors")
("aliens")
((thing) " activists") ("anti-" (adjective) " activists")
((ideology) " activists") ((adjective) " activists"))
; utility fns
(rule (adjfor adj con g)
(adj)
(adj con g))
(rule (modal)
("will") ("could") ("might") ("will likely") ("can") ("must")
("surely will") ("undoubtedly will") ("may") ("should"))
(rule (modal-not)
("will not") ("could not") ("might not") ("will likely not") ("cannot")
("surely will not") ("undoubtedly will not") ("may not") ("shouldn't")
("must not") ("mustn't"))
(rule (modal-rnd) ((modal)) ((modal-not)))
(rule (cause-provoke)
("cause") ("lead to") ("provoke the development of")
("provoke") ("promote") ("create"))
(rule (causes-provokes)
("causes") ("leads to") ("provokes the development of")
("provokes") ("promotes") ("creates"))
(rule (cause g i)
(g " " (modal))
((thing) " " (modal) " cause " g " to")
(i " " (modal) " cause " g " to"))
; rule definitions
(rule (predicate-or-claim i)
(i " is actually " (ideology))
(i " is actually just " (ideology) " with " (adjective) " characteristics")
(i " is just " (ideology) " with " (adjective) " characteristics")
(i " is the highest form of " (ideology))
(i " is not " (ideology))
(i " disproves " (ideology))
(i " is disproven by " (ideology))
(i " is a fundamentally " (adjective) " ideology")
(i " is " (adjective))
(i " is basically " (adjective))
(i " is essentially " (adjective))
(i " is unavoidably " (adjective))
(i " is fundamentally " (ideology))
(i " is bad for " (group))
(i " is good for " (group))
(i " seeks to eradicate " (group))
(i " seeks to eradicate " (problem))
(i " is the source of " (problem))
(i " is the cause of " (problem))
(i " is the the reason for " (problem))
(i " is the the reason " (group) " suffer from " (problem))
((cause (group) i) " be excluded from " (thing))
(i " " (one-of "dehumanizes"
"alienates"
"marginalizes"
"pathologizing"
"ignores"
"harms"
"disenfranchises"
"excludes"
"perpetuates the alienation of"
"perpetuates the marginalization of"
"perpetuates the dehumanizationn of") " " (group))
(i " pathologizes " (problem))
(i " pathologizes " (thingss))
(i " " (modal) " deny " (group) " access to " (thingss))
((group) " are " (? "not ") (? "actually ") (@ (adjective)
(group)))
((thing) " " (causes-provokes) " " (thingss))
((things) " " (cause-provoke) " " (thingss))
((thingss) " " (modal) " cause " (problem))
(i " " (causes-provokes) " " (problem))
(i " " (modal) " cause " (problem))
(i " lacks class character")
((group) " have class character")
((group) " lack class character")
((thing) " has class character")
((things) " have class character")
((thing) " lacks class character")
((things) " lack class character")
((problem) " " (modal-rnd) " be solved in our lifetimes")
(i " fails to address " (problem))
(i " does not address " (problem))
(i " disregards " (problem))
(i " is not a solution for " (problem))
(i " " (one-of "does not" "cannot") " "
(one-of "solve"
"deal with "
"cope with "
"handle "
"offer a solution for ")
(one-of "" "the issues posed by " "the problem of ")
(problem))
("basically, " (predicate-or-claim i))
)
(rule (predicate i)
(i " was " (one-of "created"
"developed"
"designed") " "
(@ ((one-of "after"
"before"
"prior to"
"at the same time as"
"without knowledge of"
"without awareness of"
"concurrently with"
"as a consequence of"
"due to"
"due to the failure of"
"in response to") " " (ideology))
("before " (one-of ""
"the issue of "
"the matter of ") (problem)
(one-of " was recognized"
" came into focus"
" was well-understood")
(one-of "" " as a problem" " as an issue"
" as a factor" " as a threat"))
("prior to general awareness of "
(@ ((problem)) ((things))))))
(i " was " (one-of "built on"
"inspired by"
"influenced by") " " (ideology))
(i " is an ideological descendent of " (ideology) (: (" and " (ideology))))
(i (@
(" was " (one-of "developed" "designed" "created" )
(@ (" by ")
(" for ")
( (: (" by " (group)))
(one-of " to address the needs of "
" in the class interest of "))))
(" only " (one-of "centers" "uplifts" "liberates"
"cares about" "addresses the needs of") " ")
((one-of " only" "") (one-of " centers " " cares about ")
(? "the " (one-of "needs"
"struggles"
"voices"
"experiences"
"suffering"
"struggle") " of "))
(" is in the class interests of "))
(group) (? ", not " (group)))
(i (one-of
" disregards "
" disregards the needs of "
" cannot address the struggles of "
" does not liberate " " disrespects "
" disrespects the identity of "
" disrespects the culture of "
" disrespects the history of "
" lacks consideration for "
" does not center " " fails to center "
" does not center the needs of"
" fails to center the needs of ")
(group))
("the main contradiction of " i " is " (problem))
((group) " believe that " (pc claim i))
((group) " have an inherent right to " (@ ((? "be a part of ")
(one-of (thing) (problem)))
(action)))
((group) " " (one-of "should" "must" "have to") " be "
(one-of "able" "allowed" "permitted") " to " (action))
((group) " " (modal-rnd) " "
(one-of "be destroyed" "be eradicated" "be wiped out" "be obliterated"))
)
(rule (claim i)
((problem) " " (modal) (@ (" inevitably arise")
(" still exist")
(" " (cause-provoke) " " (problem))
(" " (cause-provoke) " the defeat of " i)))
((problem) " cannot be distinguished from " i)
(i " and " (ideology) " cannot be distinguished")
(i " and " (ideology) " will produce the same result")
((group) " " (modal) (@ (" be exploited")
(" still be exploited")
(" be subjected to " (problem))
(" face " (problem))) (? " under " i))
((group) " " (modal-rnd) " " (action))
(i " " (modal) " kill " (group))
((thing) " is " (adjfor (adjective) " for " (group)))
((things) " are " (adjfor (adjective) " for " (group)))
((thing) " is actually " (adjfor (adjective) " for " (group)))
((things) " are actually " (adjfor (adjective) " for " (group)))
((problem) " " (modal) " benefit " (group))
((problem) " " (modal) " harm " (group))
((problem) " " (modal) " destroy " (group))
((problem) " " (modal) " incite " (group) " against " (group))
((problem) " " (modal) " incite " (group) " against " (problem))
((problem) " is unfair to " (group))
((problem) " is likely to result")
((thing) " is likely to result")
((things) " are likely to result")
((thing) " is likely to be involved")
((things) " are likely to involved")
((problem) " is to blame")
((thing) " is to blame")
((things) " are to blame")
((thing) " is harmful to " (group))
((things) " are harmful to " (group))
((thingss) " " (modal) " " (cause-provoke) " the oppression of " (group))
((cause (group) i) " face " (problem))
((cause (group) i) " suffer " (problem))
((cause (group) i) " suffer from " (problem))
((cause (group) i) " experience " (problem))
((cause (group) i) " no longer experience " (problem))
((cause (group) i) " suffer")
((cause (group) i) " be marginalized")
((cause (group) i) " become marginalized")
((cause (group) i) " become exploited")
((cause (group) i) " become addicted to " (thingss))
((cause (group) i) " lose their " (@ ((trait)) ((thingss))
((one-of "ability" "right") " to " (action))))
((cause (group) i) " " (@
("no longer " (@ ("have ")
("be able to " (@ ("get ")
("get access to ")
("have ")))))
("not have "))
(necessity)
(one-of " in their lives" " anymore" " in their lives anymore" ""))
((cause (group) i) " lose access to " (necessity))
)
(rule (pc p i) ((p i)) ((predicate-or-claim (one-of "it" i))))
(rule (statement i)
((pc predicate i))
((pc claim i))
("i think " (pc claim i))
("i strongly believe that " (pc claim i))
("it is my considered opinion that " (pc claim i))
("i think we all know that " (pc claim i))
("nobody would deny that " (pc claim i))
((pc predicate i) ", therefore " (pc claim i))
((pc claim i) " because " (predicate i))
("if " (pc predicate i) ", " (pc claim i))
("if " (pc predicate i) ", then " (pc claim i))
("because " (pc predicate i) ", " (pc claim i))
("since " (pc predicate i) ", " (pc claim i))
("as a result of " (problem) ", " (pc claim i))
("due to " (problem) ", " (pc claim i))
("despite what " (group) " think, " (pc claim i))
("despite what " (group) " think about " (problem) ", " (pc claim i))
("while " (group) " think " (pc claim i) ", the reality is that " (pc claim i))
)
(rule (punct)
(".") ("…") (" —") (",")
(",") ("...") (" -") (" --")
("?") ("!") ("!?") (";"))
(rule (end-punct)
(".") ("…") ("...") ("!")
("?") ("!") ("!!"))
(rule (atheists)
("atheists") ("athiests"))
(rule (checkmate-atheists i)
(i (punct) " checkmate, " (atheists) (end-punct))
(i (punct) " checkmate " (atheists) (end-punct))
(i (punct) " checkmate" (punct) " " (atheists) (end-punct))
(i (punct) " #checkmate" (atheists))
(i (punct) " #CheckmateAtheists")
(i (punct) " #CheckmateAthiests")
(i (punct) " #ThanksObama"))
(define (checkmate-athiests i)
(if (eqv? (pseudo-random-integer 9) 0) ;then
(checkmate-atheists i)
; else
i))
(let* ([args (command-line-arguments)]
[argc (length args)])
(if (= argc 1) ;then
(print (statement (car args)))
;else
(print (checkmate-athiests (statement (ideology))))))